Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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