so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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