so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Randomize
