Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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