He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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