It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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