: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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