My brain says no but my pants say off.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
This is my gift to your gina
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
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