Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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