how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Randomize
