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so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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