im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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