I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Randomize
