How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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