Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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