i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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