Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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