Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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