My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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