i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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