Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
