Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
you would pick up someone in the library
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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