This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
FUCK WHALES
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
