when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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