Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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