Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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