Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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