i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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