I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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