I don't think brook has ever known best
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
