i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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