Kiss
Puke
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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