Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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