Life is so much better after having sex.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I believe in your delicious
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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