I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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