i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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