Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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