i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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