I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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