Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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