actually, I'm a sock model
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Randomize
