theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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