Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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