Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
It's official drugs can't kill me
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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