I'm sorry my penis didn't work
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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