dude i'm inner monologue high
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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