? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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