Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i think my mom watched the whole time
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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