white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
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