I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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