Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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