at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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