Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
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